“Am I fat?”
No!
“Liar, you think I’m fat, you’re just saying that cause you dont wanna hurt my feelings! I hate you!”
Alright, let’s try that again..
“Am I fat?”
Yes!
“I hate you!”
Now, I think I speak on behalf of all men out there when I ask this…
What the hell do you want us to say?
Women nowadays. Sometimes the most simplest of all questions are the ones that can get us in trouble, not to mention the fact that there really isn’t any right answer to it. Is that something to condemn us for if we have the tendency to tell the truth when the truth is not required? Give us a break ladies.. We’re men.. Ya’ll know you can’t live with us, but you sure as hell can’t live without us, same thing goes vise versa.
Another scenario;
“Do you love me?”
Yes.
“Then why won’t you say it, did I have to ask you? I hate you.”
See. Guys, it’s a dead end. Here’s another one;
“What are you thinkin?”
Nothing!
“Liar! I hate you!”
Ladies! We are men, there comes a time in our lives when we just sit there, with nothing on our minds but infinite blankness.. That’s our whole purpose of living. Our fickle little minds don’t work as detailed and as complicated as yours do.. But we men inherit the world..
Tragic.. But true.
