Mind In Solitude

Don’t you just hate it when Boxing Commentators talk about specific techniques and tells a story he knew about those techniques,diverts and tells a story in the middle of that story only to stop in the middle to tell another story; which reminded him of another story, only to have a huge story with series of mini stories which all in all don’t have nothing to do with boxing!! Stupid mofos..

There are so much stuff in this world that I find useless, living and non-living.

I mean, Hey, the world is already complicated as it is, why complicate it more with stuff that does not belong and does not contribute to the integrity of this world?

Examples:

• Appendix – People go through so much trouble- not to mention money- to have these fuckers taken out when in the first place it doesn’t have any functions in the human body.
• Electronic Spin the Bottle Game – In the States, there is a little battery operated spinning bottle that you can buy for $24.98. Pardon my french but, what the fuck? Hey, are we that lazy nowadays?
• Cordless Electric Broom – Stupid, just stupid.
• Paper weight –  Let me offer you an alternative to stationing an anvil on your desk in the off chance that a breeze will blow through your windowless cubicle. That alternative is anything that weighs more than 4 ounces. But who am I to say that you shouldn’t spend more than zero dollars to combat the formidable foe known as indoor wind?
• Fleas – Would it be a huge difference in the world’s food chain if none of these jumpy little bastards existed?
• Belts worn by women over the blouse – What’s that holding up?
• Socks underneath sandals – Self Explanatory.
• Pillows at the back of the car – Don’t Sleep and Drive.
• Couch Armrest Covers – These covers are kept clean to convey the image of a spotless couch for those people not fortunate enough to have a washer dryer that you can fit your couch in. One notable advantage is that you get to pick them up 7 times a day because they don’t stay on. Couch still reeks of urine, but hey, at least the arm rests look good.
• I spent 30mins reminiscing about useless things I’ve seen in my life and writing about it – Useless!

But hey, we do a lot of shitty things to occupy our time right? The least we can do is think of something worth spending time and money on.